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Only a few first edition copies of this presumptive volume of dreck remain in-stock. If you’re not one of the author’s 250 closest friends and don’t already own one of these little red green hummers, you’d better act fast. Or not. The second edition will be out some time before the presidential election with a forward by Linus Labinski and the answers to the first edition’s crossword. Plus all the fucking typos corrected, or at least some of them.

Order before midnight tonight and receive your choice of the scabs or beard of the author at no extra charge for the purpose of making your very own [sic] voodoo doll! Order between midnight and dawn and receive a stool or seed sample. Sometime tomorrow you get a ketchup packet. After that not sure.

“Surprisingly well-written” — Art Chantry, illustrator/trendmaker 

“I laughed out loud on the subway” — Tim Kreider, author (a real one)

“Because China” — Donald Trump, presidential hopeful/professional nincompoop 

 

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Briames, Jeff

[sic]  Very Short Stories by and for Jeff Braimes

 

 

 

Strange but True Christmas Stories– a Holiday Reader from Jeff Braimes– December 25, 2016  

by Jeff Braimes (author) 25 pages

This brazenly-plagiarized holiday guide includes yuley tales by great authors living and dead. A stone rip-off, this cheeky chapbook does make a great stocking stuffer for the sporting agnostic on your list. Poems, prose, recipes and scary ghost stories– they’re all here in one debatably felonious pamphlet. God bless us, every one… 

Order today to guarantee delivery by Christmas Day. Send $9.99 to

Rotator Press * 2610 Ellis Street * Bellingham, WA * 98225

All rights reserved. This book or any portion therof may not be reproduced in any manner whatsoever

without express written consent of the publisher

except in critical reviews or in furious oaths taken directly to the fucking roof.

Library of Congress Cataloguing-in-Publication Data: 2014909236

Briames, Jeff

Strange but True Christmas Stories– A Holiday Reader from Jeff Braimes